douche 

To soak or wet something or someone.

Bro, you totally douched me with your frickin beer!

douche by Alex1 June 16, 2006

douche 

*Something I stick up my puss to clean it.
*Can be a person who is pissing you off.
*or a guy who won't fuck you when you want him to.
*WHen your friend buys a shirt that you want and its the last one She is considered a douche.

*your mom when she is pissing you off
*anything you want to call a douche is a douche
*I am HORNY!!!!!

douche by RedneckHunny92 April 18, 2006

Douche 

1) Twat cleansing liquid
2) Wanktard living above a convenience store
3) Classless, gay shocker recipient who says stupid shit in public
4) Bar star who can't keep his mouth shut

That douche was talking shit about my mom.

Honey, pass the douche, I think I have another yeast infection.

Douche by JORGOR January 3, 2008

douche 

When you find some Pot somewhere and you forgot that you had it.

"Holy Shit man, check it out, i found some douche in my pocket, lets go smoke it..."

douche by www.the-misc.com March 2, 2004

Douche 

1. a device that forces water through a nozzle for the purpose of vaginal or anal cleansing.
2. a malevolent and ignorant person who inspires an exteeme feeling of loathing in others.
source: douchecards.com

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Whoever took my my cream soda from the fridge is a real douche.

Douche by aj sun March 16, 2009

douche 

The perfect word to describe a waste of oxygen.

Alex Rodriguez is such a douche.

douche by theoriginalhayls May 27, 2009

douche 

everyone you dislike or don't care about around you

buddy: dude look! it's John! over there!
you: ughh... that douche... fuckin hate the guy
buddy: word.

douche by pahk the cah brah! February 24, 2010