Best dress-up sweatpants

The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.

I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.

by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009

Turtle Dress

A dress that is so short, you can almost see the woman's vagina aka snapper.

"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?

"What's a turtle dress"?

"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!

by nitkilla September 27, 2012

beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009

dress code conformist

One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.

I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

Dresser Dragon

To take a dump into an unsuspecting persons clothes dresser drawer.

My aunt Georgia got attacked by the Dresser Dragon.

by Gat Mansir September 20, 2011

Dressing room goggles

The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.

I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.

by Sassafras September 4, 2013

Dessaraé

Dessarae is a very chill person.She is also very beautiful, goofy, smart, and creative. She sometimes is a little shy at first but once you get pass that she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. She often comes off as a goody two shoes but don't get me wrong she is nice and sweet but she had this rebellious side to her that if your one of her Bestfriends trust me you have met. Everyone loves Dessarae though she has something about her that every guy wants to be around. She also may like hanging out with guys more than girls because it's less drama and she likes knowing that if any trouble were to happen they would be by her side to protect her. Even know she wouldn't need protecting because she can fight good....just because she doesn't fight doesn't mean she isn't thinking of an scenario that she would fight and always come out on top. One last the Dessarae is an dreamer she will always dreamed about the wildest things....but in the good dreams she'll hope they would come true someday

Dessaraé started off shy with her bestfriend but after 2 weeks they hit it off and there was a spark in there eyes they were the best friends you dreamed of having😇!!

by Cookiesforsale2017 February 19, 2017