Someone who spends all their time watching DIY shows, going to DIY websites, and reading DIY books but never actually does any DIY projects to completion.
Maggie’s roommate Sophia is a real DIY Dilettante. She’s got at least three dozen half finished projects lying around their apartment and she still hasn’t finished replacing the faucet in the 2nd bathroom.
"Honey, you need to face facts. You're a DIY Dilettante and you need to finish at least one of these projects. I mean, how hard is it to finish painting the living room wall?"
"Honey, you need to face facts. You're a DIY Dilettante and you need to finish at least one of these projects. I mean, how hard is it to finish painting the living room wall?"
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the DIY Dilettante mug.Based on Christina's Aguilera's song Genie in the Bottle lyric:
"My body's saying let's go. ... But my heart is saying no."
When something should begin at the very moment, but not all information is pointing to it being a good idea. It can also can mean that the information is not yet available, thus causing the hesitation.
"My body's saying let's go. ... But my heart is saying no."
When something should begin at the very moment, but not all information is pointing to it being a good idea. It can also can mean that the information is not yet available, thus causing the hesitation.
Engineer: "Should I go ahead and proceed implementing this feature?"
Project Manager: "Not sure... I have to check with the client."
Engineer: "Ah another Aguilera Dilemma."
Project Manager: "Not sure... I have to check with the client."
Engineer: "Ah another Aguilera Dilemma."
by djdy July 23, 2012
Get the Aguilera Dilemma mug.A dialect they speak in that sounds like a whole other language it even comes with accents. Black Niggaspeak.
nigga- yuh shawdy niggas out in the streets doing crime doing rhyme yuh
guy1- Dude what the fuck is he talking about? What language is it?
guy2- I think he's speaking English I think it's the nigga vernacular ebonics dialect.
guy1- Dude what the fuck is he talking about? What language is it?
guy2- I think he's speaking English I think it's the nigga vernacular ebonics dialect.
by The bambino turner April 11, 2020
Get the Nigga vernacular Ebonics dialect mug.A black male, usually high on drugs, mainly crack hocaine, who has no fucking clue where, what, when, or why he is doing anything. He tends to swindle around young white smut faced whores who enjoy his mysterious dilerious nigerious ways.
by bmore410 March 6, 2010
Get the nigerious dilerious mug.A person that speaks in such an intellectually profound yet disturbing manner as to evoke comparisons to Hannibal Lector.
1. "Gregory told us the other day that if we keep nettling him about his skimpy gym shorts, he's going to vaporize us with a homemade Moonraker laser and sprinkle our remains on his ant farm. What a dialector!"
2. "A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone." -Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs.
2. "A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone." -Dr. Hannibal Lecter, The Silence of the Lambs.
by TheOneArmedSloth May 21, 2008
Get the dialector mug.Someone who is a bumbler or a slacker. The term arose after an incident in which a number was inadvertantly dialed after the phone's owner had placed the phone in his back pocket.
Bob did nothing but wilf on his computer all day--he's such and ass dialer. (or) Jack tied his shoes together and then tried to walk home like the ass dialer that he is.
by Laura Crandall May 9, 2007
Get the Ass Dialer mug.Usually referring to a person considering himself to be a ladies man, or that everyone truly like them. Disloyal, dishonorable, and usually backstabbing. Heavily associated with the likes of T-Fazio's. An N-Dileg will think that they are able to start new trends, and take pathetic examples of pride in new lingo they believe will spread rapidly such as "prish" or "peas&tanks." N-Dileg's are destined to be homo-sexual loner alcoholics.
N-Dileg: "Hey T-Faz, can I borrow your pod, peas and tanks, peas and tanks."
T-Faz: "Yea, let me get this thing out of my mouth first."
N-Dileg: "What? I can't und'stan' with that thin' in your mouth."
T-Faz: "Oh, sorry it was just Marky Mark. Here's my pod."
N-Dileg: "Tanks mang, I tot' prish."
T-Faz: "Yea, let me get this thing out of my mouth first."
N-Dileg: "What? I can't und'stan' with that thin' in your mouth."
T-Faz: "Oh, sorry it was just Marky Mark. Here's my pod."
N-Dileg: "Tanks mang, I tot' prish."
by Ryan Burnley October 26, 2006
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