Distractard

A person who calls you on the phone to talk about something, but then chats with the people in the background on their end instead of you.

"Man I really like Shanelle but she is such a distractard"

by Skullsword5505 February 2, 2017

Distractionship

A type of relationship where both partners are engaged with each other for the purpose of distracting themselves from previous relationship trauma.

After Megan and I broke up, my friend Kayla and I decided on a distractionship after she had just broken up with her boyfriend

by Anansi May 21, 2017

Distractivist

Distractivist : (n.) an activist with a savior complex who invents a false narrative to create a platform to put himself or herself into the spotlight in order to gain control or power and who has no desire at all to serve the people he or she claims to represent.

The people regretted voting a distractivist into office, for they later learned he only pretended to care about them in order to get elected.

by Callitwhatitis October 26, 2019

distructobot

To be the purest form of mayhem & distruction all in one neat package. Used to define somone who is almost robotic and systematic at pwning life, and destroys all.

No, he's not just awesome, he is a distructobot

by The Distructobot January 20, 2009

Disttractive

(adj.) - distractingly attractive; the kind of beauty that demands at least one or two double-takes.

I ended up failing my English test because Jessica was so disttractive and I couldn't focus on anything other than her.

by rom&rad October 18, 2010

DISTRXCT

A hip-hop artist and Electronic music producer wearing a balaclava.

DISTRXCT has released a new song.

DISTRXCT is performing in France.

by Supergboi March 9, 2022

distraculating

1. When you can't focus on a task, so you jerk off instead. See also: procrasturbating.

2. Distracting another person when they're trying to complete a task, simply for your own amusement. Especially when it causes the other person extreme embarrassment.

"How's Daniel doing on his science fair project? Working hard up there in his room?"
"Nope, he's up there distraculating."
"Our other kid's going to be a doctor, though, right?"

*BEEEEEP*
"Hi, this is Jack, from the bike shop. Your bike is ready to..."
*Christian distraculates him with the mating dance of a frigate bird*
"...uhhhhh...sorry, I got distraculated there..."

by Aboynamed Pseudonym May 25, 2023