Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

by trets May 7, 2009

homefield disadvantage

When your friend tells you he's going to a sporting event but refers to it by the visiting team. One who has homefield disadvantage does this because he/she has to be cocky in making it clear that he/she is a fan of the visitors.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Going to the Celtics game"

"Are you flying to Boston? The Nuggets play here, tool. You clearly have homefield disadvantage"

by zerosignal28 March 14, 2010

distarnated

1. Having no friends and being hated by everyone.

2. Zombie-like attitude.

Scott said,"Wow. Jill looks like a zombie. I heard she is distarnated."

by Fearain May 13, 2009

Distance 10's

Girls who from a distance appear very sexy looking but end up being ugly close up.

Nah she's one of them Distance 10's

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Distance Totty

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation

Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty

by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013

Distargeted

Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.

"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"

by cool-chick-a-rama October 18, 2016

Distance

A word white girls don’t seem to understand.

“Come on, I know it’s a virus but we’ll only be like 154 people.”

“Omg, you are such a wack, it’s not like distance does anything.”

by Fuck stupid people May 1, 2020