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dignitary

(noun) A telephone found next to the toilet in hotel bathrooms.
Daphers! I told you never to call me on the dignitary, I'm trying to drop a deuce!
by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008
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diagonist

One who walks diagonally in a slow manner across the street or parking lot (or any pathway) so as to take the longest possible route, delaying traffic in the process.
Boss: "Why are you so late!?"

Me: "There was a diagonist on 3rd St."
by Veuxdeux April 20, 2022
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dirty dijona

When you take your right ass cheek and slap a homeless man in his left nut.
Dude i saw a homless man and did the dirty dijona.
by Yes man yeah March 28, 2022
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chrystal dilone

A chrystal dilone is a creature that feeds off dick riding. there only objective is instigate.

cons= they suck at basketball, their dick riders, and they think just cause they dominican they all that.
pros= no pros but that smile and humor.
oh look she bad asl.
yeah, that's just a chrystal dilone.
by Fjajenskcidua2828 February 16, 2023
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dignitarian

An individual who believes in dignity as the most important factor in terms of policy or moral decisions, emphasizing that such decisions are purely personal and that government shouldn't infringe on the rights of partakers as it's up to their conscience to make any conclusions.

However, this may not accurately reflect a person's thoughts on economic policy as various arguments can be made in support for more government control or limited governance when it comes to economic policy as a method in which positive changes in society can occur.
Socialist Dignitarian (SD): "I'm a dignitarian so I support the legalization of same-sex marriage, the use of medical marijuana, and abortion rights because I believe that government shouldn't infringe on individual's rights just because of any reservations by specific religious groups."

Capitalist Dignitarian (CD): "I agree with you on that, but how about government's power on our economic affairs?"

SD: "On that, I think that to heal the ills of our society, government needs to be more direct and make sure that business complies, possibly even making sure that social change happens."

CD: "But don't you think that if we demand businesses to adopt positive policies, that social change can work? Also, government can't necessarily control everything that happens in the economy, things like consumer confidence and even the rest of the global economy matters."

SD: "While I see your point, I still have my reservations."

CD: "Why don't we just agree to disagree?"

SD: "Agreed!"
by CftxP October 23, 2013
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Diagon Alley

n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.
- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"

- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"

- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
by acwing December 31, 2008
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Digeon

A cross between a Pigeon and a Dove; a white Pigeon, who are going to take over the world.
The Digeons are attacking!!!
by DumbShit15 December 6, 2014
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