dial-ups

Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.

“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”

by dipper5150 May 5, 2009

Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.

If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed

by El Janitor May 19, 2013

dial syncing

when you are calling someone that is calling you so you both go to voicemail.

I hate when the signal drops when I'm talking to Bridget because we're just going to spend the next five minutes dial syncing.

by Januraqua April 27, 2014

Boob Dialing

N. Boob dialing occurs when one has one's cell phone very close to one's boobs, and when one (or perhaps both) boob/s manage to hit "send" and therefore dials someone's number. Akin to butt dialing, except with the boob/s instead. Considerations: Perhaps someone has thoughts on joining these two works to create just one, "boobdialing".

"Mom, why do you have all these missed calls? Have you been boob dialing people again?!"

by Lexiconlover September 22, 2014

balls dial

To (usually accidentally) interface with your personal phone entirely with male genitalia, sometimes through clothing.

"My aunt and I found out in the worst way that my gym shorts are conductive when I balls dialed her yesterday."

by TimeWizard420 July 13, 2016

penis dial

to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.

You penis dialed me. Again!

by helico December 25, 2019

Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.

I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.

by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020