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penis dial

to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.
You penis dialed me. Again!
by helico December 25, 2019
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baby dial

when your baby/toddler gets ahold of your phone and calls someone. Hopefully, its someone you like, but sometimes its someone you forgot to take off your contact list, and now you are stuck talking to them because they got baby dialed.
I hadn't talked to Jean since I stopped working at the burger place with her, but her number is still in my phone. Then the other day while I was in the bathroom my 2 year old got ahold of my phone and baby dialed her. I got stuck talking to Jean for nearly an hour.
by Moms822 June 17, 2012
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baby dialed

when a baby is playing with a cell phone and dials the number of an unsuspecting contact.
Steve: Hey, did you call me last night?
Krista: No, sorry. My baby dialed you when she got a hold of my cell phone.
Steve: OK cool, later.
by greatlakestony March 15, 2010
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junkie dial

To call a phone repeatedly three or more times and hang up just prior to the voicemail prompt in a desperately distracting effort to get the target to answer.
"She junkie dialed me while I had one bar trying to close the VP of Finance on my mobile. I'm on my way to crush her iPhone with a brick"
by vidourle October 7, 2012
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dial syncing

when you are calling someone that is calling you so you both go to voicemail.
I hate when the signal drops when I'm talking to Bridget because we're just going to spend the next five minutes dial syncing.
by Januraqua April 27, 2014
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Hump Dialed

The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.
If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
by El Janitor May 19, 2013
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Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.
I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.
by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020
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