dial-ups

Thin or non-existent lips, the opposite of the more desirable DSLs, or "dick sucking lips". This is an obvious technological reference to the advent of broadband internet, specifically Digital Subscriber Lines or DSL as it is commonly known, as opposed to the now archaic 56kbps and slower “dial-up” modems, considered obsolete and thus less desirable by most.

“I would have taken her back to the spot for some dome but I’m not down for the dial-ups.”

by dipper5150 May 5, 2009

Dick-dialed

Calling someone, you’d otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex

Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed

by eric_h June 17, 2022

baby dialed

when a baby is playing with a cell phone and dials the number of an unsuspecting contact.

Steve: Hey, did you call me last night?
Krista: No, sorry. My baby dialed you when she got a hold of my cell phone.
Steve: OK cool, later.

by greatlakestony March 15, 2010

penis dial

to accidentally dial someone's phone number with ones penis while carrying the phone in the front pocket, leaving a confused person on the other end of the line. Often, this is a result of getting an erection while carrying the phone in ones front pocket. Analogous to a butt dial.

You penis dialed me. Again!

by helico December 25, 2019

baby dial

when your baby/toddler gets ahold of your phone and calls someone. Hopefully, its someone you like, but sometimes its someone you forgot to take off your contact list, and now you are stuck talking to them because they got baby dialed.

I hadn't talked to Jean since I stopped working at the burger place with her, but her number is still in my phone. Then the other day while I was in the bathroom my 2 year old got ahold of my phone and baby dialed her. I got stuck talking to Jean for nearly an hour.

by Moms822 June 17, 2012

Deuce Dialing

Someone who talks on their cell phone while dropping a stink pickle in the can. This could be a male or female.

I could hear her Deuce Dialing someone when I went in the bathroom at work. Can you hear me now?...plop.

by Mancave Movie Madness February 12, 2020

Slut Dial

When your main chick accidentally calls you when she’s getting railed by another dude

Ashley’s such a whore she slut dialed me this morning!!

by RKALLDAY January 14, 2019