Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.

One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"

Desk Vultures by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019

Desk Dump 

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.

"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"

Desk Dump by Dumpers March 1, 2020

Desk boy 

Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.

Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.

Desk boy by loteoo November 11, 2020

Desk boy 

A desk boy is a guy (usually a simp) who sits under a an E-girls desk all day for the sole purpose of performing sexual services. They are usually restrained in some way or another.

"my Desk boy couldnt even last through one game of League of Legends last night"

Desk boy by Rawrgasmo April 17, 2021

Desk-fat

The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom

Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!

Desk-fat by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021

desk.27 

the actual best mcyt tiktoker

oh look! It’s desk.27, she’s such a girl boss!!

desk.27 by desk.27 November 26, 2021

DESK-TROLLIN 

Desk trollin (v) when you sit at your desk and play on your pc, your significant other goes under your desk to give you head while you play.

Dude I was playing Vanguard last night and my girlfriend surprised me with some desk-trollin. It was amazing

DESK-TROLLIN by AustinDee March 27, 2022