Ducking

When a male (usually the owner of a jeep) sticks his testicles in the ass of another male without the penis. If he does so successfully, he is awarded with a rubber duck.

“You see all these ducks in my jeep? That’s from ducking. Now watch me drive my jeep over a cliff side.

by Zapruder_313 July 16, 2022

disfuckingusting

Something so repulsive so hideous and vulgar it will make you feel queasy

Winston: Do you remember that website rotten.com?
Matthew: What the site with the guy with a parrot on the end of his cock and those Asian ladies drinking bowls of sick?
Winston: Yep
Matthew: Disfuckingusting !

by TWOWONGSDONTMAKEAWHITE September 26, 2022

Anal ducking

The act of quacking with each thrust of a penis, or other phallic object, into someone's rectum.

I dodged a donkey kick shortly after I started anal ducking her.

by Ukamongawang May 26, 2020

Ducking

The act of engaging in sexual activity with another person in a stupid manner, e.g. within a patch of poison ivy. Short for dumb-fucking.

Oh yeah man, I was totally ducking this chick last night. The dermatologist was suspicious as hell though when I had an appointment for the poison ivy rash.

by DaveoftheSalad June 16, 2010

dredfucking

(A) the act of fucking a hot chick with dredlocks whilst smoking a joint.

As in: "Man he's so dredfucking her right now"

by crystalgeek May 11, 2011

ducking off

Can mean you are jerking off, or you are not going to talk for awhile. Use it for whatever you feel like though because it just sounds cool.

I’m ducking off.
Guys I’m ducking off.
I just haven’t been able to stop ducking off.

He hasn't shut up, I thought he said he was ducking off.
Is that guy going to China, or is he just ducking off?

by BoredonaPlane January 9, 2020

dipfucking

The actions that result from eating dip while in an inebriated state.

*while eating dip* Bryce Peterson says " Best Dipfucking ever!"

by Mrdude32 November 9, 2011