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Defination

A portmanteau of the words Definition and Defamation.

This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
High School Kid 1: "Ha ha, look, i just wrote wrote a description for 'Gay Loser' and put Cecil McWeedy's name there".

High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"

(the next day)

High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".

High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".

(weeks later)

High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".

High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".

(months later)

High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"

High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".

High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".

High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
by Legowombat July 28, 2008
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defatfuckification

1. Plastic surgery for men done to reduce their size and thus make them more likely to get laid.

2. Any procedure to make one less of a fat fuck.
Steve had a set of bitch tits until he underwent defatfuckification and got a breast reduction.
by MarisaP May 30, 2006
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defilement

1. To make filthy or dirty; pollute
2. To debase the pureness or excellence of; corrupt
3. To profane or sully
4. To make unclean or unfit for ceremonial use; desecrate
5. To violate the chastity of.
The defilement of his reputation was sealed when his ex girlfriend publicly exposed his nasty fetishes.
by Red Rope Bunny April 10, 2012
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defib

One fist in the vag, one fist in the ass.
Her heart almost stopped when I defibbed her. Luckily, she only bled a lot.
by defib_fister December 6, 2009
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Attention: Deficit

The most anticipated album of 2009. The major debut album for DMV rapper Wale.

Executive Producer: Mark Ronson

The first single released was "Chllin" by Wale ft. Lady Gaga
Other artists on album: Jazmine Sullivan, Q-Tip, Chrisette Michele, John Mayer, Mos Def, and many more...

GET YOURS.
DC chillin.. PG chillin... my name Wale and I came to get it...
-"Chillin" off of Attention: Deficit
by DMV Resider March 21, 2009
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Homo Erotic Attention Deficit

A disorder where the victim suffers mild to acute cases of inattention and distractability when faced with a homo-erotic situation.
Paul's Homo Erotic Attention Deficit (H.E.A.D.) has been acting up again. He can't do his homework and just stares at Eric.
by Brian Simmons January 12, 2009
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defication insemination

When a Guy fucks a person in the ass and blows his load. then the person, (guy or girl) with the load in his/her ass takes a steaming frosted turd into some girls pussy.
dude i heard that Chris Sorrow was conceived by defication insemination
by SonicInToX January 2, 2008
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