Decepticon

A man who dressed up as a woman, sounds like a woman, looks like a woman, smells like a woman...but in reality has a penis.

Guy 1: Hey man, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: We were about to snu snu when I pulled her pants down and a little elephant trunk popped out
Guy 1: DUDE! A fucking Decepticon???
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I had to make like Optimus Prime and ROLL OUT ya dig?

by DatKikero March 22, 2017

weapons of mass deception

What a liberal has at his disposal.

by unknown July 8, 2003

decepticon

A highly deceptive individual.

"I know you're fucking lying you decepticon!"

by CS January 10, 2004

Decepticon

-They're people we think good of, but in reality, they are two-faced, lying backstabbers...
-A person behind a mask...
-Deceptive persons...
-"We think they're something that they're really not..."

QUOTES by One Be Lo:
-Your boyfriend's in love with you/
Now he looking at your girl-friend too/...

-She said you can rock the world/
But she ain't even a girl/
His name's Earl/...

-Police say the serve and protect/
Now they beating black folks to death/...

-The President is runnin' the show/
Nah, the President is a puppet, for sho'/...

by sniper March 8, 2005

Decepticon

A Girl (or guy) who plays like they are into you, gives you her digits...normally to avoid an awkward moment and have to say no to your face...then will have nothing to do with you when you call or ask her out.

A Girl who goes out with you long enough to change her mind then says she has a Boyfriend

"I saw you get that girls digits, did yall every go out?"

"No man I called her and she ain't into me, she is a decepticon!"

by lampin632n September 11, 2009

decrepid

When a person is getting old and there skin is all flaky and old

Did you just see that woman" yeahhh she was olddd" mate she was that old she was decrepid

by foggy123 October 30, 2010

decrepid man

a limp penis

"She wanted to last night but 'the decrepid man' reared his ugly face again"

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003