decepticon

sexual position
when two girls scissor on top of your penis.
if the aforementioned women are giving blowjobs to two other men. the decepticon has turned into a megatron.

Dan: I got sydney and hillary really drunk last night and got a decepticon.

Jordan: you are god.

by ProperHardcore September 18, 2009

Decepticon

Chronic liar. Someone who habitually lies about their lifestyle, job, sex life, or friends for attention.

"So, I was talking to Dave and he said he was the one who invented the vibrate function on phones. Then he pretended to get a call from Donald Trump and made me pay for the beer. Fucking Decepticon."

by M. Godhammur, J.R. December 23, 2007

decepticlones

A mentally deficient excuse made by Hasbro to implement the superior Beast Machines plotpoint of having hundreds of mindless drones into the junky, worthless TF: Armada story. Decepticlones look horrible compared to the Vehicons... and Lord Megatron (BM) manufactured billions to occupy and police Cybertron... probably millions more than what this poor excuse for a TF villain is using in a video game. The only advantage decepticlones might have is better AI, which is only due to the fact that they made their debut in a video game.

Vehicons rule. Decepticlones suck.

by Nobody April 10, 2004

Decepticon

A man who dressed up as a woman, sounds like a woman, looks like a woman, smells like a woman...but in reality has a penis.

Guy 1: Hey man, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: We were about to snu snu when I pulled her pants down and a little elephant trunk popped out
Guy 1: DUDE! A fucking Decepticon???
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I had to make like Optimus Prime and ROLL OUT ya dig?

by DatKikero March 22, 2017

weapons of mass deception

What a liberal has at his disposal.

by unknown July 8, 2003

decepticon

A highly deceptive individual.

"I know you're fucking lying you decepticon!"

by CS January 10, 2004

Decepticon

-They're people we think good of, but in reality, they are two-faced, lying backstabbers...
-A person behind a mask...
-Deceptive persons...
-"We think they're something that they're really not..."

QUOTES by One Be Lo:
-Your boyfriend's in love with you/
Now he looking at your girl-friend too/...

-She said you can rock the world/
But she ain't even a girl/
His name's Earl/...

-Police say the serve and protect/
Now they beating black folks to death/...

-The President is runnin' the show/
Nah, the President is a puppet, for sho'/...

by sniper March 8, 2005