Dorito

Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.

"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"

by emerson parker October 26, 2016

Dorito hangover

When one endulges one large 20% extra free bag of doritos du to a severe case of the munchies after a Sunday evening marijuana blunt resulting in a severe stomach ach upon waking the next morning. And in some cases sudden death.

Oh shit, i had the craziest Dorito hangover this morning then i died.

by SHAKEzullaaa October 9, 2009

Dorito

A girl with a fake tan/lots of makeup that if touched would leave you hand orange like after eating Doritos.

"Check out that Dorito over there. Either she fell asleep in the tanning bed or her dad is an Umpa-Lumpa."

by bearcats915 October 18, 2011

doritoitis

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.

That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.

by Tommyy August 22, 2007

Dorito Skin

When some ones skin has lots of little moles and bumps that resemble the area of a Dorito Chip.

Usually older people have this.

That ladies arm looks like a dorito,
Yeah its Dorito Skin.

by CLAUDEandRANDY409 May 25, 2010

dorito craze

at any random time. suddenly after, eating a meal, playing video games, surfing the web, food shopping, even getting high off of mari. you suddenly have a huge craving to eat doritos.

GETTING HIGH
Guy #1: Dude, has it hit you yet.
Guy #2: Nope, Nothing. You?
Guy #3: Holy Shit! I have the munchies for doritos
Guy #1: yeah I'm getting that too.
Guy #2: I think where hitting the dorito craze

FOOD SHOOPING
GUY #1: Yo, you get the food
Guy #2: yeah
Guy #1: alright, you got the booze, the chips the punch...
Guy #2: OH SHIT! I NEED TO GET THEM DORITOS!

by Underage O.D. July 15, 2009

dorito high

When you get so high, all you can do is eat nacho cheese doritos. Ruffles high can coincide with dorito high.

-also see nacho finger.

"Dude, i totally waxed that bag of doritos! They are my one true munchie love."

Dorito high rage.... "don't touch my damn doritos!!!"

by phantom finger 12 March 13, 2014