Distance

A harsh reality.

I'm so tired of distance.

Distance always finds a way to make everything more difficult.

by distantt April 8, 2013

ass to hand distance

the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.

usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)

depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.

it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.

my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass

Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass

by Con-man June 16, 2007

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

Distance

the difficult, but important, period of time after a breakup were the two involved do not have contact in an attempt to regain a sense of themselves.

i think i need some distance in order to figure our who i am without you.

by simonmax October 28, 2011

Distanced

When one spots a dime from a distance and up close, she's a straight uggo.

Aaron: "Dude, I just got distanced. I thought that girl looked hot from far away, but I saw her up close and she was a straight fugo."

Aryeh: "That sucks, man"

by FunkMFlex March 12, 2009

social distance warrior

A social distance warrior is someone who shames another person for going outside during the COVID-19 pandemic

Look at the social distance warrior, shaming people for exercising outside.

by cup_of_STFU March 31, 2020

Long Distance Diva

A strong spirited and saucy woman who is in a long distance relationship. Usually found in company of other Long Distance Divas sharing stories of their most recent same-city romantic conquest

Once she started dating someone out of state, she became a total Long Distance Diva.

by Jordan0517 February 20, 2010