The scientific term for selective hearing men experience when engaging in conversation with the opposite sex.
Bethany and Tatiyane one Saturday afternoon at the local shopping mall, in the food court, having skinny latte's
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
by Scorpian King March 1, 2011
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Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.
Common in scallys, chavs, geeks, lazy fucks, and small children.
Keyboard dyslexia:
Joshua says: *takes own lif*
(correction: *takes own life*)
Joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: Have you started the version?)
Joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)
Joshua says: *takes own lif*
(correction: *takes own life*)
Joshua says: u staerted the versoin
(correction: Have you started the version?)
Joshua says: am wareing pants nw
(correction: i am wearing pants now)
by KatehFlute August 2, 2007
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2. used when the fingertips of a beings fingers grows a funguslike substance that feels gloppy and oozy, which is used to make glue.
2. used when the fingertips of a beings fingers grows a funguslike substance that feels gloppy and oozy, which is used to make glue.
1. "The extraterrestrial was galphatronicly diplexized with the being, and formed an undescribable creature."
2. The beings fingertips were oozing with the gloppy substance, due to the galphatronic-diplexion effects.
2. The beings fingertips were oozing with the gloppy substance, due to the galphatronic-diplexion effects.
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