dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:

Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Dirt Rod

A situation in which a heterosexual male human being is having anal sex with a female human being in the doggystyle position and a 2nd male enters the room and inserts his penis into the other male's anus from behind. The male in the middle is perplexed as to whether he should continue his anal sex with the woman while he gets it from behind or if he should just stop altogether.

Male 1: "I hooked up with the hottest girl at the club last night and everything was going fine until she surprised me with the dirt rod."

Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"

Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"

by nirvarner September 3, 2010

Christmas dirt

It is snow as defined by my four year old.

We have a late start for school tomorrow because of Christmas dirt.

by Elisabunny November 29, 2022

Dirt Eskimo

The colloquial for hobos
(Eskimos are covered in cloth and appear to be like a uniform color of snow; Hobos are covered in cloth and appear to be a uniform color of dirt)

Sure; see that hobo-looking person on the street? He's a dirt eskimo.

by YashaRO January 16, 2011

dirt star

the ever popular anus

tongue-punching the dirt star, ie tossing salad

by Sparky Fister July 14, 2003

dirt mulholland

a horrible 8-10 mile uphill run on dirt extending out from mulholland drive. used by coach craig as a punishment for the calabasas high school cross country team

kid 1: i heard we're doing dirt mulholland on monday
kid 2:cock! thats pure fucking dick!
kid 3:rebecca's a whore

by prettycoolcat October 6, 2009

Dirt Bunker

Another term for anal sex.

"Dude, I got my girlfriend really drunk last night and she let me hit one out of the Dirt Bunker."

by J..Z.. April 30, 2008