muffin diving

to eat the pussy

Dave: Hey bro, did you hook up with that chick last night?
Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?

by BaconBacon1 August 23, 2011

dolphin diving

Verb - Term used in Battlefield 2 to describe a person who is running, while getting shot at, who then dives to the ground, rolls, and immediately shoots back, killing you.

Hey you dolphin diving M.F.'er, why don't you face me like a man!

by D. Brown September 20, 2006

diving into the red sea

An act completed to earn your "Red Wings".

Eating a girl out during her period. Or to perform cunnilingus during the end of the monthly menstrual cycle when menstrual flow is present.

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

Deming

Deming is the most amazingly, perfect person in the world. She's sweet and caring and beautiful! She deserves so much but doesn't always get it. Does she complain? No.
She is always there for her friends and family.
She's destined to be famous when she gets older.
Boys are falling over her yet she doesn't even notice it.
She always puts other people before herself.
She's perfect!
I want to be friends with her forever.
DEMING IS AMAZING!!!

Person 1: Do you know the definition for Perfect?

Person 2: Look up 'Deming'.

by Fr!3nd November 19, 2010

nose diving

gracefully dipping your nose into one's vagina

i went nose diving with spencer's mom last night

by spencer's dad September 25, 2005

Disingenuous

to profess ignorance while actually being in the know.

Paris Hilton expressed a disingenuous opinion about the business operations of Wal-Mart.
"Do they sell wall stuff?"

by Bill Bystedt December 7, 2003

dumpster dining

The art of saving good food from dumpsters. It helps to have inside knowledge of exactly when specific items are dumped from each restaurant or store. Results in being able to regularly eat relatively fresh seafood, meats, baked goods, fruits and veggies.

Joe has been homeless around here for years, and he's an expert at dumpster dining. Almost every day for him, it's a smorgasbord.

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015