the illusion, manifesting a few days after becoming engaged, that women you know other than your fiancée have become vastly more attractive than they were before your engagement, causing you to temporarily question your decision to propose.
Origin: The engagement is sealed with a diamond ring, and your female friends aren't actually any more attractive than they used to be; hence, the "diamond deception."
Origin: The engagement is sealed with a diamond ring, and your female friends aren't actually any more attractive than they used to be; hence, the "diamond deception."
Guy 1: Hey, congratulations on your engagement last week!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro.
Guy 1: How does it feel?
Guy 2: Well, honestly, these last few days I've been noticing how hot all my female friends are. But now that I'm engaged to be married, I'll never be with any other naked woman again!
Guy 1: Oh man... you're totally suffering from the diamond deception!
Guy 2: Thanks, bro.
Guy 1: How does it feel?
Guy 2: Well, honestly, these last few days I've been noticing how hot all my female friends are. But now that I'm engaged to be married, I'll never be with any other naked woman again!
Guy 1: Oh man... you're totally suffering from the diamond deception!
by newfiance July 1, 2010
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"Don't touch her she's a Directioner"
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A UK band that is now on a hiAtuS. Consists of Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Harry Styles and Zayn Malik (who left in 2015). Known and loved by many for being themselves, kind, fun, caring, talented, idiotic, and funny lads who are terrible terrible dancers. Lost many fans after zayn left and the hiatus, most who switched to k-pop (no hate). They still have possibly one of the most deadliest fandoms in the world otherwise known as directioners. Aren't friends with many fandoms, except 5SOSfam and Mixers (there are others, just these are main exceptions). Unfortunately, filled with a couple of toxic people who love cancel culture (COUGH toxic solo stans and directioners COUGH). Overall, great lads who have been through a lot in their careers, and despite getting so much hate, they continue to be great people. They have music for almost every mood , and although many think of them as bubblegum pop artists (It was their first album they didn't know what they were doing) they actually have great bops, and have continued to grow with their music and their fans. Bottomline is: we stan and you should to
"the boyband of my time, one direction, yeah they were great, they had fun, great singers, but terrible terrible dancers" - louis t.
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Get the Erection mug.The process of talking smack back and forth. E.g.- between colleagues.
Usually referenced when someone is willing to talk smack, but unable to take it...
Usually referenced when someone is willing to talk smack, but unable to take it...
Dustin does not adhere to the principle of bi-directional smack. He talks smack, but cannot take it. Therefor he is a hypocritical clown.
by Luc February 16, 2005
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Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.
Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.
by wHaT February 12, 2014
Get the Raging Erection Red mug.A Directioner is someone who will stand by their boys 100% they don't always go to the concert, have their room filled with posters and all that. They sit by their laptop and vote for their boys, on Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter all the time. Watch their music videos so they can break the vevo record those motherfuckers. (DIRECTIONERS HATES VEVO AND WANT TO GIVE THEM A FIGHFIVE WITH A CHAIR SO THEY DIE) they read a lot of fanfictions, and cry over how beautiful their boys are. They are done with those carrot jokes, but deep inside they will never forget those five boys on the stairs that came to the top of the world. A Directioner is dedicated, and will kill the haters. If you hate on One Direction in front of a crazy mofo she/he will kill you. A Directioner is crazy as fuck and do the most fucked up shit ever, like leaking all the shit. They leak things they dont know about, and it will still get number one in over turdy seven countries. Like wtf why are Directioners so screwed, but at the same time the most awesome fans in da world? Idk. They are the most powerful fandom in the fucking world, even animals and old fucked up people like them.
A mother fucker "I ship Haylor1!1!1!"
The Directioner "listen ya little piece of shit, fuck you i am going to kill you in ya sleep!"
B- "dude why is she screaming and breaking the room?"
"She is a Directioner... She got a fangirl attack"
C- "how do they leak everything, and get all those infomations?!"
"Because we are fab"
D- a carrot "Neil is mIne!1!1"
"Listen ya little carrot; you a a little carrot and Nialls dick is to Big for you."
The Directioner "listen ya little piece of shit, fuck you i am going to kill you in ya sleep!"
B- "dude why is she screaming and breaking the room?"
"She is a Directioner... She got a fangirl attack"
C- "how do they leak everything, and get all those infomations?!"
"Because we are fab"
D- a carrot "Neil is mIne!1!1"
"Listen ya little carrot; you a a little carrot and Nialls dick is to Big for you."
by DanishMofo December 15, 2013
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