1 definition by DanishMofo

Directioner

A Directioner is someone who will stand by their boys 100% they don't always go to the concert, have their room filled with posters and all that. They sit by their laptop and vote for their boys, on Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter all the time. Watch their music videos so they can break the vevo record those motherfuckers. (DIRECTIONERS HATES VEVO AND WANT TO GIVE THEM A FIGHFIVE WITH A CHAIR SO THEY DIE) they read a lot of fanfictions, and cry over how beautiful their boys are. They are done with those carrot jokes, but deep inside they will never forget those five boys on the stairs that came to the top of the world. A Directioner is dedicated, and will kill the haters. If you hate on One Direction in front of a crazy mofo she/he will kill you. A Directioner is crazy as fuck and do the most fucked up shit ever, like leaking all the shit. They leak things they dont know about, and it will still get number one in over turdy seven countries. Like wtf why are Directioners so screwed, but at the same time the most awesome fans in da world? Idk. They are the most powerful fandom in the fucking world, even animals and old fucked up people like them.

A mother fucker "I ship Haylor1!1!1!"

The Directioner "listen ya little piece of shit, fuck you i am going to kill you in ya sleep!"

B- "dude why is she screaming and breaking the room?"
"She is a Directioner... She got a fangirl attack"

C- "how do they leak everything, and get all those infomations?!"
"Because we are fab"

D- a carrot "Neil is mIne!1!1"

"Listen ya little carrot; you a a little carrot and Nialls dick is to Big for you."

by DanishMofo December 15, 2013