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Paranormal Activity denial

When someone says how stupid the movie paranormal activity is when you know it scared the shit out of them.
Guy 1: Holy crap that movie was scary!

Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*

Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*
by option40 October 21, 2011
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obama denial

being close minded to fact and logic while believing any good will come from said administration
health care costs are rising, unemployment continues to grow, we are still in Iraq and Afghanistan, transparency, haha, you continue to have HOPE while all the Change has been bad, you suffering from some Obama denial
by spank e monk e January 18, 2011
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holocaust denial

A thing Neo-Nazis,Anti -Semites, Gay Haters, and gypsy haters do. In a attempt to trivalize the holocaust.
Peole who engage in Holocaust denial like David Irving can all go to hell.
by SiD Hawth October 17, 2006
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Adaptive Denial

The process of continually adjusting an untenable position in the face of increasing counter evidence.
When faced with overwhelming evidence against a strongly advocated position, narcissists will use adaptive denial to evade being held to their original statements. “Climate change isn’t real!” morphs into “climate change may be real but people didn’t cause it!” as the evidence mounts against them..
by Ajmc6760 January 17, 2020
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Dedicated Denial of Service

Where a girl is being railed by 3 guys at once and they all cum in sequence, and she can't clean up all of it and gets pregnant.
Yeah me and my guys were railing this girl last night, gave her a Dedicated Denial of Service, shit was lit bro.
by notcommiesquirrel January 11, 2021
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Lumberjack Denial Syndrome

The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.

Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.

When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.
My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".

14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.
by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006
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sleep denial

When you wake up hours before you need to so you lay in bed pretending to be asleep without any of the actual benefits of sleeping.
I woke up like two hours before i usually do so i just laid in bed for a while, I was in total sleep denial.
by Wiita July 19, 2010
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