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Dave

A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.
Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"
by LittleZeus September 26, 2020
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Dave

listen have you ever been to mid west? that's is a dave's domain ... he love it there. have you of cats? So has Dave. he loves kitties nicely. SPORTS SPORTS SPROTS. damn if you ever meet. a dave, never forget, because you won't be forgotten . and that's on periodt
me: hi have you heard of the best person evert???
you: no who
you: wait you gonna say Dave right
me: how did you know??
you: because of course, Dave supremacy
by DJ Fairlady November 1, 2021
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Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave
Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!
by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019
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Dave

Dave (the dutchess of Babylon) is a man who is autistic and is a free spirited dildo loving fag. T Not much to say about this man, sometimes he leaves us speechless by his actions and things that he says. But that’s why we love him bc he’s just Dave
Guy: hey who tf is that fag and why is autistic
Guy #2: oh that’s just Dave he’s fine
by Bigsexyvinny December 2, 2022
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Dave

Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!
Friend: Whoa who's that tall Chinese guy??

Me: Idk but he looks like a Dave 2 me
by eyynunewmoose February 3, 2017
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Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness
Bro he be a Dave
by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019
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daving

throwing up, vomiting, esp. due to overconsumption of alcohol during a james bond movie.
Dave was daving during quantum of solace.
by dacibel April 1, 2009
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