dallas smoothie

A blended beverage consisting of urine, fecal matter, ejaculate and vomit.

"So Jerry, did she drink one of your dallas smoothies yet?"

"Oh God! This tastes like a fucking dallas smoothie!"

"I want you to make a dallas smoothie on my chest baby."

by f0wl3r December 5, 2012

dallas, pa

shithole bordering a worse shithole (Wilkes Barre). A place that Satan wipes his ass with.

Guy 1: Yo where do you live?

Ian: I'm from Dallas, pa

Guy 1: Oh sweet, Texas?

Ian: No man... Dallas Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Damn, isn't that place a huge shithole?

by fuckdallaspa March 2, 2009

Dallas Cowbitches

Slang used by Redskins fans, especially in the DMV to refer to the Dallas Cowboys football team.

Man, Homo Romo and the Dallas Cowbitches suck.

by DCBOY301 August 24, 2008

Dallas Cowboys

NFL team that has not won a playoff game since 1997. Synonym for "choke."

Dallas Cowboys fan: fcuk u guys!!! we won 5 super boals!!!!1!!!

Philadelphia Eagles fan: Hey asstard, you haven't gotten anywhere close since '97.

New York Giants fan: And we kicked your asses the only time we faced you in the playoffs. Guess who won the Super Bowl that year.

Cowboys fan: ...sad face.

by Jesus Christ hates the Cowboys June 23, 2009

Dallas Daiquiri

A Dallas Daiquiri is closely related to a Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Karl. The only difference is that it is always runny or similar to diarrhea. The most popular version is introduced directly into the recipients mouth. A daiquiri is very messy and nature so it is common for it to end up on different parts of the body.

My girl loves to give me a rim job and last night I surprised her with her first Dallas Daiquiri.

by DanTX May 13, 2008

Dallas Cowboys

the shittiest football team in the history of the NFL. Even worse than the Lions. Every year that the Cowboys have made the playoffs since the 90's, they choked because they are a bunch of looser cock suckers that are just jealous of other teams because they suck. and their quarterback ,Tony Homo, is a mark ass trick that is afraid

hey who won the giants and cowboys game today??

dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick

oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys

by cowboys suck June 7, 2009

Dallas filet

A Texas-style sex act. It's a reverse cowgirl, with anal.

He thought Dallas filet was on the menu, but Debbie said no.

by Rockefeller Oakes March 20, 2012