Calm yo bed

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.

by bem123 May 23, 2009

calm your tuna

A phrase used by sisters to tell each other to stop being horny.

Lil Sis: Calm your tuna!!
Big Sis: But i need a good fuck!

by nobodyandeverybody November 9, 2009

calminous

serene yet subtly foreboding

The weather was calminous: sunny and mild but with a dark thunderhead looming on the horizon.

by J. McCrackan August 30, 2008

Calmelope

A docile creature...

damn that Calmelope eating grass over there looks peaceful.

by poofyhead March 15, 2010

Calmatose

Being in a constant state of calm all or most hours of the day.
Can be applied but not limited to stoners, hippies and gurus.

Don't get all beat up about your day, just be calmatose

by DangRanger April 20, 2011

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012

Calmquit

1. Similar to a ragequit, when someone quits an online match in a fighting game or first-person shooter out of fury of losing, with the primary difference being in having a relatively relaxed disposition upon quitting. Calmquitting can be caused by things other than a lack of skill, such as a busy schedule or simple apathy.
2. A ragequit where the ragequitter was not audibly or visually angered to the point where you wonder if the online connection was simply disconnected.

I could've won, but I realized I was gonna be late to work, so I had to calmquit.

by Come at me, shitlords July 22, 2014