cummy palm

When an able male cums into his own hand to contain cleanup or to preserve for consumption.

"I had to rub my cummy palm on my sheets." "She ate my cummy palm."

cum guzzler, cock munch, ejaculation, splooge, jizz, sperm, seed, babies

by Cat Ballyhoo August 28, 2010

cumpiss

When you cum and piss at the same time

Person 1: I'm cumpissing yoooooooooooo

by BigWillly March 4, 2019

cump

big fuckin' glob of semen. a portmanteau of the words "cum" and "clump".

hey dude check out my cump balls

by cum master 666 August 12, 2019

cummy

Adj; having or containing semen like texture

I spilled glue on me and now my hands are all cummy.

by jit goin ham January 19, 2015

cummy cum

girly love juice

by fancy clancy cdr June 16, 2003

cumeye

a soreness or redness in the eye, developing from lightly infected seminal fluid with the common cold virus. Other symptoms include light swelling around the eye, and drying of the eye.Cumeye should not be confused with pink eye which is highly contagious. Cumeye is usually transimitted during the cold season. this usually last two or three weeks. The best treatment would be prevention, intstead of taking a cumshot to the eye; wear protective eyeware.(Disclaimer: Protective Eyewear may make you somewhat less attractive to your partner)

Sarah developed a mean case of cumeye last week, and now she must miss class.

by Teddy Brubaker March 11, 2008

cumply

cum poo + smurgly

When, after anal sex, person1's butthole is filled with both cum and poo. Then person2 sucks it all out through a straw.

(remember; person1 prolly needs a sloppy stomache or such thing...)

Used in a flirtatious setting:
"Do u wanna cumply me?"

Also used as a cuss; "cumply me!" (Like "Suck my balls" or sommin)

by Brainfarrt December 26, 2007