crusty willie

To masturbate and allow the sperm to stream down ur dick, leaving it until it dries then fucking a girl.
Dude, I was wanking hard last night until my girlfriend called me and said she wanted me to come over. At first I was a little pissed, but then I decide to just give her a crusty willie.
by J I Z Z L E March 17, 2009
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Crusty Michael

When someone puts melted marshmallows where the sun don't shine. After the sticky surprise melts you have a crusty Michael.
Jimmy wasnt able to shit right for weeks after the Crusty Michael.
by monkeehumper69 November 18, 2010
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butt crusty

crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot
i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.
by Allen T. McIntosh III April 27, 2003
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Crusty Dusty

A word that describes a noun that it gross, or out of style.
Jessica: did you see Amanda today? Ew.
Madison: yea her outfit is crusty dusty .
by Allybugjr April 23, 2017
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Crusty Bubbler

The act of ejaculating on a females butthole, then waiting on her to fart causing a massive cum bubble on her asshole. It's all about timing.
Dude, you wouldn't believe the crusty bubbler I gave your mom last night! It was glorious!
by Bizzle, Cookie, and Timmy December 17, 2008
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crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.
dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.
by John Lindley December 17, 2007
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crusty baldwin

when someone had anal sex with another and ejaculates and leaves it in there until it gets nice and crusty around the anus.
man i gave your mom a crusty baldwin
by c baldwin June 01, 2007
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