cunting badger

He's swish, he's smart, he's everything a girl could want - he's the cunting badger (8)

"Barney Stinson is the best"
"Yeah, he's a real cunting badger"

by JAB_008 September 19, 2013

Upper Crusting

To make an everyday occasion, activity or object a bit more special by using your smarts and skill, rather than just being all rich and throwing money at it.

Frankie: “Hey, how’s your new pool?”

Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”

Frankie: “Cannonball!”

by UpperCruster November 5, 2013

Power Crunking

Going to a gathering with alchohol for the sole purpose of getting crunk extremely fast, and leaving. Only an asshole would pull this off.

"Who the fuck does he think he is?! Coming to my place, Power Crunking and leavin like that, ima beat that nigga down tommorow. He even drank the Bailey's!"

by Captin M July 18, 2006

Counting Crows

1. Contrary to popular belief, the Counting Crows are actually several middle-aged buttholes that have brainwashed most radio stations and youth into believing they make music. Actually, they make extremely expensive garbage-noise which is painful to hear in much the same way a fever hallucination is to experience.

2. An activity a person in a wheatfield might do.

hey, its long december! i love counting crows!

what? wait... really?

what do you mean? they're a really good band.

i hope your kids die of rabies.

by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

cunting

on a mission to pull, make acquaintence with a person of female status.

"Ma, dinnit botha wi' me tea t'night, I'm off oot cunting"

by Bob Potts August 19, 2003

cunting

Hunting for gapped-toothed whales: extra large muffin topped fatties with huge spaces between the front teeth. Thoughtless woman who lacks intelligence, uses people and always expects something for nothing.

Misty is cunting around town, (ruining peoples lives, sleeping with anything that will buy her a pack of smokes, is the epitomy of hypocrit and eats spaghetti with the delicious sauce known as ketchup)

by RealHousewives June 16, 2011

Cunting

The annual hunt of cunts.

Typical Season-Spring Break

Redneck 1-Dude lets go cunting
Redneck 2-Alright ill bring the shotgun and cuffs

by Mady&Ryan=Fapping January 10, 2012