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Tom Cruise Control

Usually happens during a two person group. One person will get stuck doing all the work. While the other slacks off and plays Tap Tap Revolution 3 on his iPhone.
Dude 1: "Fuck man, I got stuck with that guy again."

Dude 2: "Who him? Yeah, total tool man. He usually nods off and goes into Tom Cruise Control."
by highbear March 21, 2010
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Chaw Cruise

The act of driving around or "cruising" with a group of friends while chewing tobacco. Chaw cruises can last from a short as half an hour to as long as a 5 hours. Usually accompanied with the "chaw cruise CD" which consists of mostly rap and hip/hop music.
Friend 1 - Dude what do you want to do tonite?
Friend 2 - I'm thinkin a chaw cruise.
Friend 3 - Hell yeah, i could go for a chaw cruise, just let me grab the CD.
by chawcruiser1 October 4, 2009
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Tom Cruise Fan

a homosexual male who likes pretty straight guys.
Your dad bought a convertible Mustang? I knew he was a Tom Cruise fan.
by sirshannon August 5, 2010
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Poop Cruise

An infamous cruise from St. Maarten to Mobile in 2013 during which power was lost and passengers started pooping all over the ship.
My Aunt and Uncle were on the Poop Cruise.
by American Expressed April 11, 2013
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in Tom Cruise's Apartment

1.)The newest form of "in the closet".

2.)The act of hiding something.
Example 1.)"Hey, I didn't know John was gay."

"Yeah, he is, but he's still deep in Tom Cruise's apartment. So don't say anything to his parents, okay?"

Example 2.)"I hear the Bush family has a lot of skeletons in Tom Cruise's apartment".
by ladymadonna July 16, 2008
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tom cruise

stupid scientologist who does make good movies but is totally uneducated in the ways of the world.
Sally: Have you heard Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting married??!!

Bob: Yeah, I always knew they were both fullashit.
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Cruiser

Someone who meets at parks restrooms cars or truck stop for gay sex.
My friend Ryan must be a cruiser cause he meets his partners at parks.
by Fatboikyle December 12, 2018
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