FJ Cruiser

"FJ CRUISER", better known by its real non-abbreviated name, the Fag Jeep Cruiser... Is a cheap Toyota Jeep knock off. It was specifically designed for those with less testicular fortitude than Jeep owners. It's best known to be seen driven by girly men who want it known that their anus is open for business. It is also commonly driven by Brazilians.

"I drive an FJ CRUISER and have a small penis"

"I drive an FJ CRUISER because I'm not man enough to drive a Jeep"

by Fugazi June 30, 2014

PT Cruiser

A modest attempt at Art Deco stylings on an affordable car. Its steep lines and smooth ride make it ultimate transport for driving to Fire Island.

Surfer Wannabe: Damn, that PT Cruiser almost looks like a woodie from a great distance.

Surfer Wannabe's Friend: PT Cruisers are very popular in South Beach & Fire Island.

Surfer Wannabe: Hmmm. Maybe I'll stick with my Hyundai.

by jokester45 April 7, 2009

Dune Cruiser

Slang for someone of Middle Eastern decent. This is a politically correct term.

I hope we can come to a peaceful agreement with those DUNE CRUISERS.

by frack_rock March 9, 2011

Loser Cruiser

A vintage, (i.e. nothing newer than 1980) small motored, street bike that is in imaculate, original condition.

"-so this old tattooed dude was totally rockin' a Loser Cruiser"

by Retardo Montobond January 3, 2009

Vista Cruiser

A mid-sized station wagon made by Oldsmobile from 1964-1977. Noted for it's cool dome like skylight over the back passenger seats, and it's small glass panels on the top of the rear windows that curved into the roof. 1964-1967 models had a some what blocky shape, and 1968-1972 models had the popular coke bottle body style. But in 1973 it was downsized and lost it's unique roof treatment. While still an attractive looking wagon with it's woody trim, it just looked like every other GM mid-size wagon at that time, and never got much attention. It was axed in 1977 and replaced with a downsized Cutlass model.

In the TV series "That 70's Show" the character Eric Foreman owns a gold 1969 Vista Cruiser.

by Metalhead83 September 16, 2011

skeletal cruiser

When you have sex with a girl and grab onto her ribcage and lift her up and down
You could even go Skeletal Cruising (When you dive around looking for ladies you would want to skeletal cruise)

Last night i gave her a skeletal cruiser.
Last night I skeletal cruised Mindy.
Hey Arlis want to go look for ladies to Skeletal cruise tonight.

by RYAN MARIN April 23, 2007

Cruisers Almanac

A Unique Travel site which deals in Travel, Planning, Cultural tips and Experience. Destination and Travel Safety Information. Designed to inspire your travel by stimulating curiosity and answering your questions.

Cruisers Almanac is the most informative Travel Site on the internet.

by Cruisers Almanac December 12, 2018