coughing a huge one

taking a massive shit

He was in the bathroom coughing a huge one

by High Pitch Eric July 22, 2006

Couchling

A passive and willing slave to media.

Harold: Is Gogol coming to the par-tay?
Kumar: Nah. Gogol's on the Tube and updating FB and tweeting and all the rest of it. You know, being a futhermocking couchling, as usual.

by varminator January 16, 2009

crotchking

He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.

My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.

by Dongalev November 21, 2010

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

crushing raspberries

Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.

It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.

Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank

by aerialdracula July 16, 2019

Craughing

When something is outrageously funny and you laugh so hard you start crying

That Key &Peele skit was so funny I started craughing

by Deziraphale May 11, 2020

Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013