manager of nufc
100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok
100% loves mackem
loves prawn cocktail crisps
freestyle rapper
@crisps.smith on tiktok
me: ‘babe im leaving you for someone else’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’
jo: ‘what? why? who for?’
me: ‘hes called crisps smith’
jo: ‘ah yeah seen him on tiktok i would if i were you too’
by qwerty420uiop68 January 12, 2023

by anonymous December 11, 2020

by David kim1223 February 27, 2025

Ellie Crisp, A lesbian who secretly goes out with girls to hide the fact she loves the cock - can strictly see her about the town wearing skin tight jeans vans and a shirt, may or may not have a hat. With this girl it takes one look and you are converted to lesbianism and with this girl you are guaranteed to have an orgasm.
by Ccj2819 February 11, 2019

The small particles or poop left in and around a person's asshole to make it stinky and uncomfortable
by Silverwheel033 January 19, 2017

Military dress down uniform worn for clubbing. Normally used to attend low class functions frequented by mollusks, bog mummies, and scallawags. The uniform generally consists of dark blue euro trash skinny jeans, a bright peacock colored shirt, and black polished box toe dress shoes.
Luke changed into his crisps, walked down to the hotel lobby to meet the other fellas for a pregame drink that the bar.
by heatrock007 January 21, 2015

''Did you see that terrorist attack?! big big crisp that''.
''oh your dog died? .....thats big crisp'.
''oh your dog died? .....thats big crisp'.
by Slothzeh September 9, 2021
