crank name

a false name meant to be funny

for example:
Ben Dover
Howie felterpuss
Pat McGroin
stu pid
jack koff
etc.

by bojzzle October 13, 2004

yank and crank

The pulling off of a condom in order to produce the money shot.

I did the old yank and crank and filled her belly button to the brim!

by ProfX August 1, 2012

cranking dingers

Verb and Noun that can mean whatever you want. Mostly associated with drinking alcohol

Eg. Last night i was drinking a beer. AKA: I was cranking a dinger last night.

We were drinking all night. AKA We were cranking dingers all night

by I Crank Dingers June 3, 2011

crank dat

Alternative meaning, popularized by the the Soulja Boy song of the same title. Crank dat refers to the act of masturbation, as indicated by the lyrics "watch me "crank dat" soldier boy then superman that hoe"

Watch me crank dat soldier boy then superman dat hoe...OR...watch me masturbate my erect penis then ejaculate on this promiscuous woman's back before sticking a sheet to the soiled spot on her back causing an eventual cape-like effect.

by Cracka-boy November 18, 2007

crank that roosevelt

When you have had so much sex with a lady that she can no longer walk. A reference to former president Franklin Roosevelt, who had polio for most of his life and was confined to a wheel chair. This term is believed to have originated on the campus of the University of Central Florida.

"Man, did you hear me crank that Roosevelt on her last weekend? She hasn't been able to walk for 2 days".

by Kurt Quinn November 20, 2007

Crank the Tank

Verb: A conspicuous way of asking to have a hit of your mates hoon/tronax at work or school (or parties).
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.

Bro 1: Yo im feening so hard rn can I crank the tank?
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms

by Ciggybutt-brain March 12, 2022

crank that gallagher

ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it sprays all over. caution: first row audience may get wet

i was in the first row of the crank that gallagher last night and i didn't have a raincoat

by austingale March 8, 2008