When ur friend is mad cause their swim teacher is praising only one girl so your a goood friend and tell them that they are the best cranberry in the universe knowing that they despise cranberries with a passion
by Bean_boy2.0 July 13, 2018
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Stereotypical stuff about Russia and/or Russians in foreign cinema with using only things like vodka, espionage, communism, shapka-ushanka, etc to describe a Russian person/the whole country.
Stereotypical stuff about Russia and/or Russians in foreign cinema with using only things like vodka, espionage, communism, shapka-ushanka, etc to describe a Russian person/the whole country.
by crimsoncarnelian November 26, 2019
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by seachips January 24, 2025
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This is often, and almost always results in a satisfied tummy.
The feeling began when a boy named Harry Butts, 4th grader, starring in the famous TV show, The Butts' Show, was writing an essay in his history class, and then suddenly his pencil breaks. He finds that the sound of the breaking of lead makes his stomach hungry. He wasn't hungry, of course, but his stomach has no race-not Italian, Mexican, or Greek-and finally decided that it was time to start a race of it's own. The stomach took over Butts' brain, and began to thrust it down his throat. He managed to fit it down is unrealistically wide throat, and when it reached his belly, the pencil dissolved in the acid of his stomach, and Butts got in trouble for the urgent need. He got an F on his essay, and he went to ISS, OSS, and got a counselor, and in each he ate every pencil in sight. That is how it all began.
This is often, and almost always results in a satisfied tummy.
The feeling began when a boy named Harry Butts, 4th grader, starring in the famous TV show, The Butts' Show, was writing an essay in his history class, and then suddenly his pencil breaks. He finds that the sound of the breaking of lead makes his stomach hungry. He wasn't hungry, of course, but his stomach has no race-not Italian, Mexican, or Greek-and finally decided that it was time to start a race of it's own. The stomach took over Butts' brain, and began to thrust it down his throat. He managed to fit it down is unrealistically wide throat, and when it reached his belly, the pencil dissolved in the acid of his stomach, and Butts got in trouble for the urgent need. He got an F on his essay, and he went to ISS, OSS, and got a counselor, and in each he ate every pencil in sight. That is how it all began.
by Doom_Space December 25, 2017
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by Woodside Wayne December 1, 2024
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