baked as a cake

So high that you are on another level

Dude let's go to Taco Bell.
FUCK YEAH! I'm baked as a cake

by T-weave12 November 10, 2009

Creeper Cake

A phrase used by drama-prone, annoying teenage girls to describe birthday wishes from Facebook friends with whom they do not regularly interact.

Annoying girl: "ZOMG! I got so much creeper cake on my birthday!!!!!!!1111! So many creepers on my profile!!!!!1111!!

Everyone else: "People don't have to creep your profile to see that it's your birthday. If you're on their list, it pops up in their feed. They say 'Happy Birthday' and move on with their lives. Get over yourself, you annoying bitch."

by anti-annoying September 7, 2011

Shadow Cake

A scrumptious fluffy vanilla baked delight with a deceiving layer of froth between its breading-of-an-angel texture and top layer of yodel chocolate shell. Usually found in Shoprite. Purchased at twilight and consumed with immediate haste.

Shadow cake?! Got any forks?

by I'm Olddd Gregggg October 16, 2008

delicious cake

you must get to the delicious cake. no matter what the obsticles there is always a way to reach the cake even if you die several seconds after and you have knowledge that you will die or be raped. or both at the same time, even if you are sodemised while eating the cake. the cake must be eaten. see also delicious trap

this is delicious cake. you must eat it

by ultra mega sexy dude November 22, 2007

Cakemama

An entitled, undereducated Right wing woman.

“I was at the grocery store where a bunch of Cakemamas refused to wear a mask.

by DrunkOctopuswants2fightu September 20, 2020

cake eater

A cake eater actually refers to Edina, MN, saying the people in it are so rich they can have their cake and eat it too. It could also refer to rich white suburban kids in general, too. And BTW- Mighty Ducks was filmed in Minnesota, so he's probably literally calling that kid a cake-eater from Edina.

"look at that f*cker driving his brand new BMW out of the school parking lot. what a cake eater"

by Britta D June 1, 2005

Cake and Arse Party

Military Slang for when something goes FUBAR

(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)

Mate, you gotta check out the Crap Hats...
They're making a real Cake and Arse Party out of their exercise!

by Saccade January 21, 2009