Contingent

I don't believe that. I think what people are trying to do is link me to that retard in such a way that...

Hym "How I'm perceived is contingent upon how I spoke about the retard as a form of karmic retribution. You're not directing the rhetoric at me because it's concordant with truth. Your saying about me because you want there to be some form of retribution for someone you have more sympathy for than me. That's why we get all of the asymmetrical motivational policing. You'd be quick to say that I'm motivated by attention seeking or profit motives or fame but I can just as easily point the spotlight to your motivations or claim that you're projecting. It isn't productive and what I would or have posited is likely more consistent with truth than the claim that I did THIS so that everyone would love me and throw money and women at me and carry me around on a Xerxes throne."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023

Couthing

Doing something Couth related, or Couth promoted.

I’m Couthing right now, can I call you back?

by Couthies May 4, 2024

Counting to 3

The ONE thing VALVe can't do.

Half-Life (1), Half-Life 2, Half-LIFE... Alyx. Portal (1), Portal 2... Aperture Desk Job. VALVe ain't counting to 3.

by B1SCR0W January 30, 2026

Contingency Scientific Method

A scientific approach that treats results as contingent on specific historical, environmental, and contextual conditions that might not hold elsewhere or elsewhen. It rejects the assumption that findings should replicate everywhere forever, instead asking: under what conditions does this hold? What had to be true for this result to appear? Contingency Method is essential for historical sciences like evolutionary biology or cosmology, where you can't rerun the tape and see if things turn out the same way. It produces knowledge that comes with an expiration date and a location stamp—not because it's bad science, but because reality itself is contingent.

"We found this amazing result in 2020, tried to replicate in 2021, and failed completely. Contingency Scientific Method says: maybe the finding was contingent on pandemic conditions that no longer exist. Science isn't broken—reality just changed."

by Dumu The Void February 23, 2026

Coutinhating

When you are gay but you dont admit it, but instead you have a child to prove that you are hetero.

"Hey Jimmy is Coutinhating again with the neighbor"

by Adolf Mugabe October 16, 2025

Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.

Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?

by incroyable May 22, 2009

Face-Couging

Face-Couging is when a mother uses the social website Facebook to find younger sexual partners. Face-cougars most often seek out the childhood friends of their offspring, those subjects offering an excuse for first contact.

Better buy some rubbers bro. Brando's mom is face-couging you.

by Mister Fitzgerald January 5, 2011