out for the count

defeated; being knocked down.

"I'm out for the count girl you knocked me out" -Justin Timberlake

by wannamikefanta November 19, 2013

Body Count

The rating of how big of a hoe someone is

her body count high af she a big ass HOE!

by John.Johnson.gay June 18, 2015

Count Fagula

Anyone who ever said they were a vampire. Known to eat heads, and be EXTRA-EMELY gay!!!

Guy 1: Count Fagula is coming!!!!

Guy 2: COVER YOUR BUTT!

John Mc-fagget the vampire: shut up.

Guy 1 and 2: OOOH!

by White Brown March 11, 2010

count fartula

1). A person who rips an extermely rancid fart.

2). A person that gets off by farting in someones face.

Damn, count fartula put a cork in your asshole.

He was never the same after count fartula sat on his face.

by greg25 June 11, 2010

Count Chocula

When a girl takes it in the ass, and then gives a blow job right after, without cleaning the dick off.

I Count Chocula-ed your Mom last night!

by Roger_RD_Scott January 14, 2010

aint no count

an expression used in rural parts of the south..mostly mountain folk and hillbillies. This expression means the product is a piece of shit or not worth a hill of beans. not to be confused with "no count" which can be used by most southerners with bad grammer and low self-esteem.

jim bob cooter - "I got this here phone the other day and it aint no count!"
salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"
jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."
salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."
jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"
salesman - "????"

by Arich August 16, 2006

count chunkula

When a fentanyl user / chunk smoker gets so strung out on chunk dope that they look like a vampire and need to stay out of the sun and smoke chunk dope to survive

Big Jay: Man you seen jerry lately he looks rough since he started smoking bob dope

kevin: the nigga turned into count chunkula

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022