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kitchen cosmetology

The practice of people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair, their loved ones, friends, Co-workers hair at home (I.e in the kitchen or sometimes bathroom) lacking the proper tools and equipment naturally found in the salon resulting in some awkward, questionable and horrific haircut or hair color experience.
There’s been an astronomical increase in kitchen cosmetology, people who are not licensed cosmetologists/hairstylists attempting to do their hair with the COVID 19 pandemic
by AnOriginalDoll December 23, 2020
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cosmic

1) out of this world; far out
2) a unique individual; someone who doesn't fit any mold
3) Cosmic Top Secret - the highest security clearance at NATO
1) wow, were those hippies ever cosmic
2) that crazy guy, he's really cosmic
3) Denis Morriset had a Cosmic security clearance
by Hugh Jass, Ph.D. February 2, 2009
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Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.]

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!
I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!
by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005
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COSMAI KNEEL!

You yell out "COSMAI KNEEL!" when you want somebody to drop everything and take a kneel. This person must always kneel when "COSMAI KNEEL!" is yelled out, and must stay knelt until the person who told him to kneel lets him stand.
*Two people at a wedding*

Groom: "I do..."

Random Guy: "COSMAI KNEEL!"

Groom: *kneels

*Bride and everyone else at the wedding is pissed.
by MCDOUGLASS January 15, 2011
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Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

The state of euphoria felt when inhaling Nitrous Oxide/ Laughing Gas.
Cosmic River/ Cosmic Flow

Ah man, last weekend I did a double and took a long swim in the Cosmic River!

Pass me the cracker, it's time to go to the Cosmic Flow, Joe!

Gnarly Bra! I just took a Cosmic Flow in the Cosmic River!
by memberwhen March 22, 2017
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cosmic consciousness

"...a higher form of consciousness than that possessed by the ordinary man." (Richard Maurice Bucke)
It makes more sense when viewed through Cosmic Consciousness.
by MadmanMichael April 21, 2017
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Cosmic pussy

Dude that bitch let me fuck last night and she got that cosmic pussy!
by YungAdvil February 26, 2018
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