human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

by J-fisher December 14, 2010

coño

cuban slang meaning fuck if said when your mad
wow if your surprised or damn when your depressed

-Coño! look at that babe shes hott!
-Coño i cut my fuckin finger

by BillTheBeaver May 13, 2005

coñaso

A heavy blow.

Hecho un coñaso a mi rodilla cuando he caido. I hurt my knee when I fell.
Sarcastically, I was told when I asked a guy while backing up my car how much room I had, "No te preocupas, el coñaso te aviso!" don't worry, the smash will tell you.
Neither translates well and I'm not sure if my grammar was correct but I laughed my balls off when I heard both.

by RKM61 December 3, 2016

Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people, white people who try to act tough, black people who are chill for the most part but a few of them are dicks, Latinos who are ok but some can’t speak English, and chill Asians. Everyone there is a nic addict and if u have a juul everyone will ask for it. If u don’t have a six pack ur a bitch. 96% of the school is fake and 2018’s freshman are fucking pricks. Go to a different school if u can. Even solanco or manheim central.

Bro why are you such a dick.
Don’t worry about them they go to Conestoga Valley High School.

by CV is trash January 19, 2019

Good Cones

Synonym for pussies. It comes from the spanish word COÑO. Written in spanglish as "cono".

Hey have you seen those girls over there?? Good cones!

by lemonk February 23, 2010

cinos

Sonic spelled backwards. Sometimes found in game names such as Cinos11.

1)Cinos11 is playing a game.
2)Hey whats a Sonic backwards?

by cinos11 April 24, 2010

Colostomizer

Another word for a colostomizer is a dirty whore, or a tramp. It is a commonly used term among pimps, such as, when the bitch doesn't have the money for the pimp.

Dat fuckin colostomizer don't have my money again, Ima beat her ass next time I see her.

by FEDER4TION August 19, 2006