Slow internet connection

slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies

boston, America

Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................

15 minutes later

Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................

Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................

15 minutes later

Ronny: repeat what honey?

slow internet connection - epic fail :(

by pinkhairtie June 8, 2010

connection master

a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.

there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.

by the connection master January 7, 2013

collecting dust

1) Laziness. Lack of movement. Unwillingness to use energy. Slow-moving. Sloth-like.
2) To stay inside for so long that you actually accumulate a fine, dry powder.

He's been at his house collecting dust all summer.

by Turd Cutter 007 April 29, 2014

Soul connection

When two people are connected at the soul and secretly they are meant to be to the point where they do everything the same

Joe and Lisa had a soul connection and when he hurt, she did too

by lizziates November 7, 2006

Connecticut

Home to the 4th most dangerous city in the country, New Haven! Even more dangerous than NY, Boston, Detroit, etc.

Connecticut

by ctlives August 25, 2011

Connecticut College

Connecticut College, founded in 1911, all women until 1969, is home to some of the biggest stoners on earth. Contrary to the preppy image, Conn Coll is quite the underground scene of stoners and skunks. Located in scenic New London, its idyllic campus is in such economic dispair, some wonder how it could actually be in Connecticut--the richest state in the country. Alcoholics and potheads coexist in peace and harmony partying nearly every single night. Many attribute this to the lack of athletics on campus. However, our Division I sailing team (which throw the best kegs) is a great substitute for the standard frat or sorority, which are nonexistant at Conn Coll. Come to Conn Coll on a Thursday night and go to a TNE plastered, dodge a skunk (or a squirrel), smoke a bowl on the Green, take a trip to the Ridge and you'll find yourself never wanting to leave.

Connecticut College Camels rarely ever win but party like rock stars.

by Freeman 3rd floor December 8, 2004

mcdonalds connection

A shitty Internet connection.

We were at Mike's house, and we wanted to play MW2, but he had a mcdonalds connection, so we couldn't without it lagging all the time.

by The Grenadier October 23, 2010