concert

slang for wanting to have someone’s kids
“you should come to one of my concerts sometime :)”

(she wants to have your kids)
by sam.poop July 18, 2022
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Concert

When you sing your favorite artist(s) songs in your bedroom
Person 1: I just had a whole Conan Gray concert in my bedroom
Person 2: Conan Gray was in your bedroom?
Person 1: you know damn well…
by footnqtes March 26, 2023
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Concert Bitch

A female who attend and holds your spot at the concert while you go get drinks for each other
My concert bitch held our spot while I ran for drinks
by Big A Racing January 27, 2022
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Blink-138 concert

When 4 people of any gender are arrange in a square and preform oral sex on each other simultaneously while blindfolded, unaware of who else is in the group, as they are alwatched by a crowd of masked figures
"I was at a Blink-138 concert last night, it was epic" said Jordon.
"I've never heard of them, how was it?" Asked Sam
"It was epic! The four on the stage were giving the performance of a lifetime! They were definitely enjoying the oral!"
by troublem8kR July 18, 2023
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concert butt

Concert butt is the nervous, emergency diaharrea feeling you get when standing in line to go onto a rollercoaster and you’re terrified of roller coasters

Or
When you are at a concert, the band takes the stage and you’re so excited !! Then the 911 emergency projectile diaharrea feeling sets in.

That’s the meaning of Concert Butt
Hey Ma, are you going to wear an adult diaper to the concert tonight? I would hate for you to have concert butt again, do you remember how mad people were because you didn’t change your pants? Just a heads up 👍🏼
by Queen Babs March 14, 2024
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Concerter

Awesome word created by the best
Has four main definitions...

1. (noun) Awesomer way of saying Easter grass or plasticy confetti
2. (noun) Any item that isn't supposed to be on the ground (according it your parents/roommates) but YOU want it on the ground or are too lazy to pick it up
3. (noun) The awesomest mispronounced word in the English language
4. (verb) To create a funny moment or memory for you and your friends, potentially screwing yourself over in the process

Basically, the best word to ever exist

Origin: North-East USA April 2006
1. I need some concerter for my Easter basket.
2. My computer and phone cords are my concerter.
3. Concerter is awesome!!!!
4. Duuude, you were soooo cocertering last night.
by aria&spencer May 04, 2014
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