Conan O'Brien

8ft 7" Prepubescent Girl with a face whiter than the typical Republican voter and hair oranger than the cheesiest of cheese puffs. Known for hosting Late Night With Conan O'Brien, before moving on to The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, getting screwed by Jay Leno and NBC and then going to TBS with Conan from 2010 until 2021.

Hey, did you watch Conan O'Brien's last show on TBS?
Yeah it was sad :(
Hey, you gonna watch Jay Leno's new TBS show?

by TeamAbzy June 27, 2021

Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Detective Conan

Detective Conan, the grandfather of One Piece, was created some time when your granddad was born. It follows the story of Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo, a Japanese Sherlock Holmes, and how he lived in fame with hella bitches n cash, just for him to be turned into a first grader by the yakuza/mafia/cartel.

Detective Conan was created to test and challenge how many times a 7 year old can hold someone at gun point, be held at gun point, or fall out of a car or building within 1000 episodes and like 30 movies and specials.

Nigga 1: Hey! I just finished one piece, I need another 1000 episode anime to dedicate my time and energy to!

Nigga 2: Nah, watch Detective Conan. The quality sucks ass but I can't stop watching

by LmaoGodtIer April 12, 2023

Coney Island Whitefish

A used condom that floats in water such as near a pier, or floating by you in the ocean.

"That nasty Coney Island Whitefish almost touched me".

by bklynml May 24, 2008

Conan O'Brien

The FUNNIEST man alive.

Late Night With Conan O’Brien Rocks!!!

by Jon March 15, 2005

conaster

conaster n from Latin cum, with + Greek astron, star - literally with star, the exact antonym to disaster; the fortunate outcome of an almost imminent disaster; the sensation of a catastrophe narrowly averted and later remembered from the vantage point of safety.

There were several conasters in my life that I cannot recall without thanking God for his undeserved mercy.

You were born under a lucky star. This conaster is an amazing mixture of chance and miracle.

by Mikhail Epstein November 2, 2003

Conaned

When someone(NBC) gives you something then 7 months later they (NBC) forces you to give it back

Hey do u want a free house

ya sure

7 months later

hey I'm gonna need that house back

what the fuck you said it was mine

Well my other house started to fail so I need it back but u can have my old shity house

what the fuck screw you dam it I just got conaned

by Klc1709 January 14, 2010