Comah

A Canadian emcee who is talented in a multitude of arts especially pimpin' or being a mack. Specializing in attracting women with his charm, personality and his hazel eyes that are always changing color from blue to green with tints of brown and yellow - just like his eye color is spontaneous and random in nature.

Good with words and people even animals seem to understand him, a Comah maybe a young Chuck Norris but more agile in character in regards to being artsy

Girl 1: Who is that sexy man with that swag over there, its almost like he's radiating sexual tension even though he's rollin' solo

Girl 2: Oh, that's a Comah, you know: pimpin' since pimpin' was pimpin', mackin' since mackin' was mackin'.

Girl 3: Back off Bitches, I need my fix of TLC! (Tender Loving Comah)

Guy 1: Man, I got some skills with the ladies, plus I can spit some freestyles like it was no ones business!

Guy 2: Dawg, you ain't no Comah!

by Juicy Nikki November 23, 2011

Colfax, Iowa

An incredibly small, racist shithole located near Des Moines, Iowa. 2/8 of the people are good, 6/8 are white trash or just plain strange. Most of the men are man-whores and racist while the women are, well, whores.

Frank : Where are you from man?
Bob : Colfax, Iowa.
Frank : That's unfortunate

by cameldick69 April 7, 2016

comaderious

When someone makes everybody laugh at something that is not funny what so ever.

Idk why tilly is so comaderious her jokes are terrible!

by jovi the savage February 24, 2017

Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

schwag coma

1.The state of mind after smoking WAY to much schwag.

john has been looking at the tv for six hours. oh he must be in a schwag coma

by dixen nit December 5, 2009

Muzak COMA

The state of numb, foggy inattention achieved when placed on hold with a business/hotel/airline for more than 35 minutes.

I totally got lulled into the Muzak Coma so bad that I actually had to *SMH* and regroup when the agent finally answered my call in the queue.

by TruthseekerLA December 26, 2009

Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010