Colorado Kool-Aid

Coors Beer, brewed in Golden, Colorado.

Wally, who has no sense of taste, bought a case of Colorado Kool-Aid.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

colorado rockies

baseball team in Denver, playing in Pitcher's Hell (Coors Field)

The Rockies are usually competitive, but never too good.

by Baseballer March 28, 2004

Colorguard

One of many groups at school. Basically they are there during field season to make the band look prettier during performances on a football field. Then, after field season they go off and do their own thing called "winterguard" which is basically dancing on a colorful mat with equipment. Spins mostly flags sabres(pronounced sabers)and rifles. will tend to use other props, based on the theme of the show.
Performances: football game halftime, competitions, and somtimes school and community performances
Competitions: Field shows (With band)and
Winterguard shows

Popular with: Cheer (especially if one cheerleader is a former colorguard member and your colorguard group let them borrow your sound equipment)and football players are the more common ones, but guard members are also popular with other schoolmates and occasionally with football coaches.


It is a great place to have fun and make friends.
Contrary to what everyone thinks, not all male members of a guard are homosexual. In fact there are all male guards (more of the guards independent of high school).
IT IS NOT A GIRL THING!

This year, my school's winterguard theme is Mulan.

Girl 1:
OMG Sarah, you just have to see my colorguard show
Girl 2: Whats the theme this year?
Girl 1: We're doing Sweeny Todd
Girl 2: That's awesome!
Girl 1: I Know, huh.

by kittycat0143 March 15, 2009

Colorado Cock-slap

FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).

Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.

Jeff-Oh Karioka!

Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?

Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.

by oldchub April 9, 2011

Colorado Avalanche

This is performed during the climax in intercourse. The male individual would pull out from the rear (doggy style) and then ejaculate on the back of the female. They would then procceed and stradel the seamen and ride her, spreading the seamen on the back of the individual.

I did the Colorado Avalanche one time, but unfortunetly the girl wasnt able to support me and it wasnt performed properly. :( .... I only weigh 180

by Big War January 6, 2007

Colorado Carwash

Where one uses a fresh clump of snow to wash their car following a blizzard, four-wheeling trip, or just, plain out, long spout of laziness.

After the blizzard rolled through, I decided it was probably time to spruce up my ride so I gave it the Colorado Carwash

by Clyde Common March 28, 2009

cooltard

Mentally challenged people who think they are cool

I have sympathy for disabled, but not cooltards because they think they are cool.

by dontsaymyname October 9, 2008