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colon cruiser

This colon cruiser, just touched me ass.
by slick29 December 25, 2008
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smokey colon

What happens after someone has been blowing smoke up my ass. Rather than getting a real answer, all you get from a discussion with a smoke blower is a smokey colon.
"Hey, Billy, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"Nope. He just gave me the old smokey colon."
by goblinmonger January 8, 2009
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Colon the Barbarian

Another term for a faggot who loves sticking his cock up other blokes arses. After the film Conan the Barbarian
Look at Gary checking Michael out, he's a right Colon the Barbarian
by London_Ad October 6, 2006
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Colon Chonger

This activity involves two people. It simply consists of one person of either sex, squating over another person(either sex) and is an internal exercise, where by the 'chonger' inserts his mouth into the anal passage and starts to suck vigorously until large chunks of feces enter into his/her mouth.
Pete owes me some money. It's about time he paid the 'Colon Chonger'
by Tom Mmmmmmmmmmmmm April 25, 2006
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spastic colon

when colons go crazy
that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon
by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007
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Colon Yodel

A very, very loud and obnoxious fart.
Aw man, Jack pulled a colon yodel last night. It was nasty.
by Sonny Boi January 12, 2016
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