Verb. To talk rings around your opponent until they begin to sputter, are rendered speechless and become, therefore, impotent (aka nailed) as their argument collapses around them. Submitted in honor of the television comedian Stephen Colbert, the great, brave and high master of satire and truthiness.
He tried to bulldoze him with his theories during the debate but he was colberted in two minutes flat.
by vigwig May 3, 2008
Get the colbert mug.Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.
The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"
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A very annoying thing that happens on TV when trying to watch your program. Used for advertising retarded products but really meant to piss you off. Once in a while, the commercial will actually advertise something useful instead of something like "Pixos".
Tom : I got so pissed off at the commercial, I just turned off the TV and started smashing bricks.
Rick : Just try watching infomercials.
Rick : Just try watching infomercials.
by MSooRi May 20, 2009
Get the commercial mug.This is a name given to weed that isn't very good but the dealer calls it this to make you want buy it anyway.
Dealer:Hey Bro, I have this weed called Comershmicon and it's only 50 dollars a half ounce.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.
Lame Customer: Really? OK give me 2 ounces.
by Mojo Maniac August 14, 2008
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Get the commercialing mug.A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.
“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”
“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”
“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”
by Michael Brunswick November 30, 2019
Get the Mississippi Coomer mug.a quick trip to the toilet to use the facilities. take a quick bathroom break.
stems from the rushed toilet break one takes during commercials when watching TV.
stems from the rushed toilet break one takes during commercials when watching TV.
- Man, I've had too much beer atm, I need a commercial break before next round.
- After Dave downed a supersized coke in one go, he desperately needed a commercial break.
- After Dave downed a supersized coke in one go, he desperately needed a commercial break.
by blyant March 13, 2009
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