You take a soda, sit down, and crack it open. Instantly, it fizzes out and sprays you with anything from a
thin mist to the entire damn can.
You have just been the
victim of a coca-cola
money shot (also called a soda money shot).
Abernathy: "Gosh, it'
s been a long day; hand me a soda,
will ya?"
Bernard: "No problem. *hands him a delicious carbonated beverage*"
Abernathy: "Thank you, my kind fellow! *cracks open tab* *is instantly victim of coca-cola money shot* GOODNESS GRACIOUS!"
Bernard: "Dear boy, you
may want to take this to a more private room. *chortles*"