cocktinously

the male gender when they are compulsively focused on satisfying their cock.

He cocktinously badgered her with stupid questions.

by hurricaneheather April 8, 2017

Cockitrios

A guy with a cock up his ass

Dimitrios is a cockitrios and he loves it.

by Tukandum March 16, 2018

Cocktimus prime

A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.

"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.

by Moby small June 24, 2018

Cockpit Press

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

Cocktious

verb

1. When one is aware of all available opportunities involving dick.

Whoa black Betty, you’re super cocktious tonight (Bam-ba-Lam).

by RevTDJake June 21, 2019

Cockity Snippit

When you grab a dog by the cock and snip it off with a pair of Crayola safety scissors and feed it to the dog but mix in a hint of spicy cinnamon shortcakes and suck it out of the dogs asshole with a rusty metal straw.

"Man, his dog was being mean so I had to cockity snippit him"

by The guy who made Ranso June 26, 2020

Cocktater

When your cock smells like taters.

Guy 1:oh shit bruh I gotta hella stanky cocktater
Guy2: lemme get a sniff
God in heaven: tf y’all niggas doin?!

by J4X0 November 13, 2020