Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.
It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.
by See you on the field March 28, 2005
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Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"
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When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.
I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!
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Get the cockblock mug.A buddy that is pure repulsive to the ladies to the extent that his presence prevents you from getting any action.
"I hate going out with George, he is such a CockBlock!"
"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"
by Hentsep Renge March 3, 2009
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1. v. intr. To help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.
2. v. tr. The act of grouping women to the penis of a cherished friend.
3. n. The group of women who congregate around the penis of a popular man.
also: cockflocker - one who cockflocks for a friend.
Ant. Cockblock
1. v. intr. To help a friend get women by saying positive things about him.
2. v. tr. The act of grouping women to the penis of a cherished friend.
3. n. The group of women who congregate around the penis of a popular man.
also: cockflocker - one who cockflocks for a friend.
Ant. Cockblock
1. I ran cockflock for my bro since I had NO chance of getting any at the Kappa Sig party.
2. I owe Nick so much since he cockflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that I have a big penis.
3. Chad Johnson had to give up his cockflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.
2. I owe Nick so much since he cockflocked the ladies to me by casually mentioning that I have a big penis.
3. Chad Johnson had to give up his cockflock after he married his cheerleader girlfriend.
by NickC November 25, 2005
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