domino clusterfuck

Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.
So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!
by Zappin' Nap January 09, 2011
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CLUSTERFUCK

A DISCOMBOBULATING TRAFFIC JAM AT AN INTERSECTION IN AUSTIN TX. USUALLY HAPPENING AT LIGHTINING SPEED, THAT THOSE INVOLVED FREEZE IN AMAZEMENT.. FOLLOWED BY COLORFUL GESTURES AND OR LANGUAGE..
TRACY AND I WERE IN A NASTY CLUSTERFUCK ON 183
by RUMP/COCK/JOCKEY November 30, 2009
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cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.
Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.
by edge cass March 05, 2008
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clusterfuck

A chocolate candy bar filled with FUCK pellets. (sperm)
I filled your momma with large quantities of clusterfuck.
by Thomas Tank September 09, 2007
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Hostess Clusterfuck

A sandwich consisting of 2hostess twinkies, 1hotess dingdong, and 2 Hostess Snowballs.

Put one snowball facedown then place your two twinkies on to then put your ding dong on top of your two placed twinkies. Top it all off with a snowball face down.

WARNINGS:
Heart Failing
Burning sensation in the throught.
Sweeting
Heat Stroke
Diabeaties
Nothing is like the Hostess Clusterfuck.
by Hotess Master June 01, 2011
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Korean Clusterfuck

A growing trend in mostly korean mmorpg's where in which dozens, sometimes hundreds of players participate in open-world video game content content together, smothering the screen with character ability animations as to be completely incomprehensible and to drop even the most elite PC's to their knees.
"I tried playing black desert online but every time I went to do my usual node war or world boss, my computer would crash or drop to 5fps, what a korean clusterfuck"

"yea man, yesterday I was doing a tier 3 and 50 guys came out of no where and gave me the ol' korean clusterfuck"
by Ragnar Grundlegrinder October 18, 2018
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Bohemian Clusterfuck

When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.
Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.

The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
by mcporkins October 10, 2011
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