roger clemens

The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.

Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.

by RexGibson March 8, 2004

clemente

To unknowingly cause harm or malfunction to an electronic device.

Damn bro, he really clemente'd that raid! That shit will never work again!

by forkineye July 28, 2011

Cleming

The act of providing unusually small, or "stingy", portions when serving food or drinks.

"Man, he is really Cleming that slice of cake! I'd like more than a bite size piece."
"I can't even taste the vodka in this drink, the bartender must have been Cleming."

by foxteam December 22, 2014

clementine

rather delious... but be careful they do have seeds contrary to what somebody else said when defining them. if you eat them you wont get scurvy so thats another plus

yummm i really do enjoy the taste of these clementines... adn they look like child oranges

by baby phat November 24, 2006

Clementine

Clementine Kruczynski-- Character in the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (played by Kate Winslet) who is unhappy in her relationship with a man named Joel Barish (played by Jim Carrey) and has a medical procedure done to completely erase his existence from her memory.

Clementine Kruczynski from the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

by KAYY11 February 7, 2008

Clemson Dinner

A meal consisting of fast food and generally unhealthy food choices.

These extra pounds are no doubt from many Clemson dinners.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Clemsoning

In college football, beating two top-ten ranked SEC teams in a row or beating multiple ranked SEC teams in a season.

I can't believe how the ACC is Clemsoning the SEC this year.

by JessePalmerDoucheBag September 20, 2013